Currently on holidays in Canada wielding the digital camera like a weapon.
We had a six hour stopover in Minneapolis and took the opportunity to check out the fabled "Mall of America", supposedly a rival of "West Edmonton Mall" in the city of my birth. I'm here to tell you that there is no contest. We made a brief visit to West Edmonton Mall today just to confirm that it kick's MOA ass and that is, indeed, the case. As big soulless malls go, WEM is better than MOA which feels like a gigantic warehouse they stuck some shops and a couple of roller-coasters into.
Anyway, here are a few shots of the missus and me enjoying a delicious repast at the Stampede Steakhouse in the Mall of America whilst being entertained by some people dressed up as Peanuts characters pretending to sing Country and Western songs.
After our steaks, we jumped on our connecting flight to Edmonton, which was uneventful except that our luggage got soaked with hydraulic fluid during the flight, always somewhat disturbing. You'd think most hydraulic fluid in an aircraft would be needed in some way and it would be bad to waste it painting the passengers' luggage. No matter. We lived. And were met at the Thoms residence with champagne. We'd been up for more than 25 hours at that point so the real party didn't start until breakfast.
After breakfast we went for a walk over to the C's house. When we got there, no one was home except for Little Grannie Annie and the dog.
The next day we went for another walk in the woods, and when we got back we burned some stuff. The weather up until today has been not too bad, just above zero and cloudy. It is however, pretty butt-ugly this time of the year. Dingy is the adjective that shouts for attention everywhere, barely heard above the ominipresent foghorn of GREY. Today, it's gotten a bit colder: 7 below, and started to snow again. Oh well, I'm off to Victoria tonight. Should be warmer there.
After burning stuff, I popped into town to have coffee with some friends. Another friend of mine, Roy, whom I dearly love, was supposed to meet us there a bit later but the original place we went to was closed due to smoke damage. (Uncle Albert's Pancake House, next to it, had recently burned down -- very sad). There was a note telling me (and him) to go across the street to another coffee shop (the 1912, if you're interested). I saw the note. He didn't and spent the next hour wandering around. I could have called him but I'm used to having a mobile phone in my pocket at all times and was paralyzed with panic at how to cope without it. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he must hate my guts now and so that's another friendship down the tubes. Shit.
Fortunately, there were some friends there whose lives I didn't ruin. And I went off on a tour of Ken and Miranda's New Digs. They've bought a bakery that they're going to turn into a Garden shop. It's not quite there yet but it's full of cool stuff, including an old Honda trike from our mutual treeplanting days. My God, those things were a danger to all and sundry. But fun in a deadly kind of way.
And then K and M and I went over to Russell and Heidi's for dinner.
And yesterday we went to my Dad's for dinner. It was tasty and my dinner companions (being relatives, all) were distinctly odd. But in a good way.
Chris and also Vicki!!!!!
oh my giddy aunt. this is Irene of the Crazy Irene and Barb crazy cooking team from tsuga forestry who crashed in your home for almost a month and took over your university ave dwelling place, and also monopolized your now-wife in the summer of 1996 and subjected her to much wine drinking etc up in Liard.
I was playing around on google and decided to type in your name Chris (being that I am a seasoned stalker and all) and was pleased as punch to find your site. I found it back in December and during the short alberta december days, it kept me happy and amused at great length.
Then last Friday, in the midst of a fit of boredom at work, I checked your site and realized that you and Vicki were currently in the same area code on a visit. To be sure, it warmed my cockles.
Chris, I beg you, please think very seriously about publishing your writing. It is better than Bill Bryson, and much much wittier.
I would keep you and Vicki in Book money for years because I would buy 10 copies of your book right off the bat and give it as gifts to everyone in my family and anyone who has ever been overseas. seriously. you are one of the funniest writers I have read in a long while.
I hope you guys are having as much fun in England as it looks like you are! Your photos are wonderful. But, my personal favourite is the one with Vicki and her sad umbrella the day you went to IKEA. made me reminicse about trying to keep dry while waiting for helicopters and using silvicool bags as toques.
I just wanted to touch base and say hello to you and your fab-a-lus wife!
I am currently a well settled Albertan who is married and owns a home.....very frightening things happen when one moves here.
I just wanted to say hey! And I would love to hear from you both!
love,
Irene
ps. please publish your work!