I read an article on how to be a super flirt in "Take a Break" magazine. I can't remember most of it, but the one piece of advice that really stuck out for me was to make sure you always keep your thumbs on display.
Since reading this piece of advice I have become obsessed with my thumbs. Are they on display or not? If I wiggle them, am I acting like a shameless hussy? (Or whatever the male equivalent of a hussy is -- a hussar, perhaps?) Do I have sexy thumbs? Should I get a manicure? If I get a manicure, will they give me a discount if I only want my thumbs buffed?
I've also been casually checking out other people's thumbs. One of my co-workers is always chewing on the edge of her thumb. Is that supposed to be some kind of sign? If it's some kind of phallic replacement thing, I imagine it would be quite painful. If someone asks me to thumb wrestle, what are they really trying to say? If someone has ugly thumbs, does it mean they will be a terrible lover?
Anyway, that's what's been on my mind lately -- thumbs.