I wrote a Valentine's Poem for my Darling Spousal Unit. It went:
Roses are soft
Pine sap is sticky
The girl that I love
Calls herself Vicki
Last year I wrote one that went...
Roses are red
Auburgine are purple
You make my pants
Look like a church sturple
Just thought I should note them down somewhere so they are not lost to posterity.
Perhaps her nose sings like the wind?