This is it: crunch time. A while ago, I amended my fund-raising plea to state that for every 20 pounds I raised, I would keep my Movember moustache for an extra day past the end of the official growing season. This was an enormous success. I raised almost 560 pounds for Children in Need. But this means that without additional funding, I’ll be removing the cookie-duster from my lip at midnight British Standard Time. If you don’t give now, there will be no moustache to save. You will have missed your chance to sponsor a prime chunk of the grand Yanda visage.